dagny-hashtaggart:

If you can’t handle me at my “putting your entire nose in my mouth,” you don’t deserve me at my “putting only part of your nose in my mouth”

patrickztump:

a redemption poll from that last dog name one i did:

what is your pet named after?

space / nature / another animal /etc

character / show / song / album / etc (media/entertainment)

celebrity / public / historical figure / etc

family member / ancestral name / etc

food / object / brand / miscellaneous

they already had their current name

just a classic pet name (buddy, fluffy, charlie, sadie, etc.)

i have multiple pets (several of these)

other (share in tags)

See Results

reblog for a larger sample <3

rigorwhoretis:

gothmisspiggy:

trans-xianxian:

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like “I can’t believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it’s pretty messed up that you’re taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/”

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

lordnot:

tummyacheworld:

tummyacheworld:

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

I’ll do you one better:

dyrdymalki:

tea kettle… simple everyday object… shaped like other simple everyday objects…. beautiful.. poetic even… this are the little things that life’s all about

dailywilliams:

PARAMORE performing in San Francisco, CA photographed by Matthew Medina.

dailywilliams:

PARAMORE performing in San Francisco, CA photographed by Matthew Medina.

nick-nonya:

tiochesnaughty:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever